Lord Reese Graces Fashions on the Field!

Firstly, Oaks day is a horse race where people can strut there stuff on Fashions on the Field, now that has been explained, Enjoy.

 Here is Lord Reese in his dapper yet practical white Wayne fabric manufacturer’s shirt, his MLG brand jeans, vintage Cybix 1952 tie and Zoidberg designer sneakers. The shirt white as fresh paper, the tie, red as strawberries, jeans black as night and shoes grey as a 50’s film. This whole set ‘La Collection Batman’ Is Worth $999.99! Remarkably cheap

Me and the photobombing Ned

So, I am now a clown

Hi guys,

Well then, we have a circus in town and what a coincidence that the Artist’s in School’s have come and Circus is the theme. We have juggled scarfs, danced with ribbons and used the sticks of the devil, um I mean Devil Sticks for the acrobatic skills of silliness. we were taught all of this by a Pokemon gym leader, I mean an ACROBAT Erika. We have another 2 weeks of this (well, more like 2 days but whatever) and I will update it every time we do something new, so For now, this has been Week I

Costa’s 3 levels of questioning

Hellooo there!

In our class we have been focusing on the 3 levels of questioning that some Costa guy made. These levels of questioning involve these. Level 1 is literal, level 2 is inferential and level 3 is evaluative, now some things to consider, that I am going to consider

Q: Why do we question?

A: Hmmmm, maybe it is to find answers, fill in the gaps that occur in life, maybe because our race is relatively young, maybe because your a toddler.

Q:How does questioning help with our learning?

A: As I said, it fills in the gaps, in this case the gaps in learning like what +1 = 2, or something less meta and philosophical

Q: What are the activities we have done in class?

A: This requires no philosophical answer, a Socratic seminar, reading Springboard text, philosophical chairs and some other stuff

Q:What is a theory, is it something thats proven or not

A: *pinches bridge of nose* it is something YET to be proven, the person who said that it was something that HAD been confirmed was probably confused because some theory’s keep the name “theory” after being solved, so to repeat, a theory is YET to be solved (this was aimed at one specific person, and if you don’t believe me, LOOK UP THE DEFINITION!).

Well, after clearing that up in a little rant this is the end of this post and quick note: the bottle rocket Butters-Zoidberg has been recovered! Yes!

See ya ’round.

Paper, and other things that can fly, math

Hey there,

Balloon’s, film canisters, paper…. paper… some more paper and bottles (Bottles in the Sky, coming soon.). so how do you make them fly, well for balloon rockets you need half a straw, 2 paperclips, masking tape and the most valuable and rare part, a balloon. you bend the paper clip’s into a L-shape, stick ’em in either end of the straw, make sure that the paper clip’s are aligned, and tape them onto the balloon, make sure it is masking tape, NOT sticky tape, blow it up, put it on a wire that span’s *INSERT METER LENGTH HERE*. the 3, 2, 1 POP rocket consists of a film canister and some paper (paper is optional) get the canister, fill it half way up with vinegar, put some bi-carb-soda in the lid of the canister, as quickly as you can put the lid on (seal it as tight as you can, it is highly improbable that I will ever do this part right) place it on the ground hastily, stand back and BANG! you have made a rocket. The final one is a standard paper plane, need 1 sheet of A4 paper, then do it whatever way you want.

The Result's

As you can see, the balloon rocket was by FAR the best, with a average of 5.754 meters, by far the WORST was the 1, 2, 3 POP! (misspelled as 1, 2, 3 POP, the person who made this mistake has been fired) with a average of 0.0 meters (for those who think I just made a face instead of result’s, it is zero point zero meters). I cannot explain how one rocket worked better than another, at all, it is called magic I guess.

Hope you enjoyed this post, comment down below and…. CUT!

Bottles in the Sky/ R.I.P Butters-Zoidberg

Hey there!

Bottle rockets, are, AMAZING! a simple 1.25 litre  bottle becomes a rocket, just get a air compressor, bottle and BOOM! instant rocket, my rocket was a standard rocket, no fins, just a cone and a shell, my prediction was that he (the rocket) would not go that high, boy I was wrong, he went so high… he got stuck on a roof, R.I.P Butters-Zoidberg, you will be missed 🙁 . what I would do next time, NOT, DO IT, IN, THE, WIND! That’s how bottles land on roofs (comment if your rocket was lost).

Well that was the bottle rocket thingy,

So long!

The Tale of Barton Britt, The story of a Ranger

Hello,

I (and everyone else) have been working on story’s and as far as I know, they are excessively zombie story’s, now for something a little different, a post-nuclear apocalypse sounds good. but if you don’t like this stuff GO AWAY NOW.

Fallout: The Tale of Barton Britt

Inspiration credit goes to interplay entertainment, Bethesda Softworks and Obsidian entertainment (or something like that)

Thanks for reading a little tale in a harsh place, but the time jumps were due to time constraints and I still barely finished it, sorry if it makes no sense,

by Reese

3 levels of government Q&A

Hey there,

On Mrs Walkers blog (http://fionawalker.global2.vic.edu.au/ ) we have a task set to us, to answer (coincidentally) 3 question about the 3 levels of government and here are the answers, answered to the best of my ability.

Q1. What are the 3 levels of government?

A1. Local, State and Federal

Q2. Who leads these 3 levels?

A2. The person who leads local is called a “Mayor”,  State is a “Premier”  and the person who leads Federal is (as we all know) a “Prime Minister”

Q3. What do these levels do

A3. This one’s a doozy, Local is in charge of,

  • Parks and sports grounds
  • Rubbish collection
  • Local roads and street lighting
  • Kindergartens and health centres

 

State is in charge of,

  • Police and crime prevention
  • Education and schools
  • Hospitals and services
  • State roads and transport.

And Federal is in charge of,

  • Taxation, pensions and welfare
  • Immigration and Indigenous welfare
  • Defence
  • Trade and communication
  • Health and universities

 

That was the easiest post I have done in a while, thanks for reading (if you did but if you didn’t GO READ THE POST!) .

But ‘till next time THAT’S ALL FOLKS!

 

 

And I think to myself, what a wonderful term

Hello,

Ahhhhhh, term 2 was amazing, camp, learning, more learning and a little more learning. all the things we have done equals a magnificent term, now lets count down the top 3 pars of term

Number 3

This might not be a full school thing but number 3 is getting good at 2-square (or downball for you strange people out there who don’t call it 2-square) I can finally go MLG like the others (MLG = major league gamer) I play with, but in small bursts.

Number 2

Number 2 is all the great writing we did, like a persuasive writing piece (for the record, ghosts don’t exist the guy who did it made watches horror movies), a news paper article from the 1850’s and now…

NUMBER 1

Sovreign Hill Camp, of course, we went to Ballarat and the almighty gold fields, after one day the layout is burned into your mind, the school is, admittedly, my least favorite part but the greatest part is just wandering around, browsing the shops, bowling and eating the food (not the risotto, yuck) It is a lasting experience and thats why Sovereign Hill, is number 1.

Thanks for reading, show some love and comment and until next time, byyyyyyye!

The Gold Times

Hello there,

we were told to construct a news paper article from the 1850’s and here is mine,

GOLD AND MISSING TROUSERS

A thief has stolen 7 pounds and 12 lemons from Mr Mc’arthy, the felon is described as a man with a short thin build a seemingly pre-pubescent voice, brown hair and uses a scrap of red cloth as a mask. And above stealing, has assaulted police by pulling down Officer Morgan’s trousers. Morgan was heard saying the profanity “Cows ‘n’ thunder!” and was court-marshalled for such behaviour. In more news Mr Black has found a gold nugget the size of his fingernail and has purchased a mansion on the base of Bakery Hill. If only there were more rags to riches stories.

By Reese

THEFT ON THE RISE

Reports of a sort of “thieves’ guild” run by the now famous “Red Hood” the thief who famously pulled down a police officer’s pants, has staged a robbery on the sweet shoppe, the bandits stole 14 jars of acid drops, 7 jars of raspberry drops, 55 lollypops and a sore stomach. Another team raided the Hope Bakery and stole as many cakes as they could carry and there is now a shortage of troopers with pants

By Reese

 

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by Reese